jedi@cuuxb.UUCP (jedi) (01/02/86)
This is for all you Giants, Dallas, and Rams fans...
[and for the AFC Chumps, probably Miami]
This song (and video!) was performed by members of the Chicago Bears.
(That includes the music, too). It has been shown on "Rock on Chicago",
and played on numerous radio stations here in town...
[Welcome to the Giants to Soldier's Field! I would rather see Frisco here,
but what the hell. My predictions : Bears, Rams, Miami, Pats win.
P.S., no way are the Bears 8 1/2 points better than the Giants.]
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"The Super Bowl Shuffle"
by : The Chicago Bears Shuflin' Crew
(c) 1985 Red Label Records Inc.
Chorus:
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle!
Walter Payton:
Well they call me Sweetness, and I like to dance
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this because we're gredey
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble
We just came here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Willie Gault:
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class
I like runnin', but I love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
Mike Singletary:
I'm Samurai Mike, I stop 'em cold
Part of the defense, big and bold
I've been jammin' for quite a while
Doin' what's right and settin' the style.
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble
I just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Repeat Chorus.........................................................
Jim McMahon:
I'm the punky Q.B. known as McMahon
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field
I can't dance but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Otis Wilson:
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind
The ladies all love me for my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous of my style and class
That's why some end up on their (...).
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble
I just get down to the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Steve Fuller:
They say Jimbo is our man
If Jimmy can't do it I sure can!
This is Steve and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin' and pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, Bring on Dallas
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Hallas.
I'm not here to feathers ruffle
I just came here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Mike Richardson:
I'm L.A. Mike and I play it cool
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field, and get on down
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break 'em, shake 'em, any time of day
I like to steal it and make 'em pay.
So please don't try to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Repeat Chorus.........................................................
Richard Dent:
The sackman's commin', I'm your man Dent
If the quarterback's slow, he's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass
I like to dump guys on their (...).
We love to play for the world's best fans
You better start makin' your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Gary Fencik:
It's Gary here, I'm Mr. Clean
They call me "hit man", don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone
That's why they call it the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell
We're gonna do the Shuffle then ring your bell.
William Perry:
You're lookin' at the Fridge, I'm the rookie
I may be big, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run
When I kick and pass we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble
I just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Repeat Chorus.........................................................
[reproduced with absolutely no permission]
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