dtvh@drutx.UUCP (VanHandelDT) (01/30/86)
>/* Written 9:08 am Jan 16, 1986 by rfradenb@bbnccv.UUCP in uiucdcs:net.sport.football */ >>Does any New England Patriots fan out there seriously think there is a chance >>the Pats will win the Super Bowl? > >THIS one does!! > >>{Anyone doing a dissertation on abnormal psych, please feel free to make use >>of the replies.} > >OH YEAH?? (maniacal laughter) Tony Eason's gonna complete 16 of 17... for >58 yards... and FOUR touchdowns!! Craig James is gonna rush for 119 yards, >Tony Collins for 88 more!! ...(Excuse me, there's someone at the door)... >Hawg Hannah and Co. are gonna put a "Dent" in Chicago's line!! ...(Hi, >what do you guys want?)... Singletary's gonna feel SOLITARY when he finds >he's the only Bear defender between the goal line and a fast-moving wall >of red jerseys!! ...(What's with the outfits? You guys selling ice >cream?)... Jim McMahon had better wear a headband that says "BUFFERIN", >'cause Andre Tippet and Don Blackmon are gonna play a duet on him!! ...(No, >I don't want to try it on. Look at the sleeves; they're way too long!)... >'Ole "Sweetness" is gonna find it's not too sweet being stuffed by even older >Julie Adams (the perfect retirement gift - a Superbowl ring!)!! ...(Hey, >what is this? Get your hands off me! Leave me alone!)... Willie Gault can >leave his jersey in the locker room, 'cause he's gonna have Ray Clayborn to >wear!! ...(I don't want to take a ride, and I'm not sleepy!)... Steve >Nelson, bad shoulder and all, is gonna be a one-armed bandit out there!! >...(I don't care how nice your friends are! I don't want to see them!)... >Fred Marion will avenge his Pro Bowl snub with 3 interceptions!! Patriots >by 7!! ...(I want my lawyer! No, wait! I want my MTV! No, wait! >Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!)... > >/* End of text from uiucdcs:net.sport.football */ > >Interesting how this one never turned out as planned. > > Congratulations are in order here - this marks Bob's first interesting article since he joined the net!!! (-: