ryl (04/30/83)
>From the latest issue of National Lampoon:
"Hello, my name is Private Cristobal Esquina of the
Salvadoran army, and I just threw $8,550 worth of
hand grenades at a dog."
But it could have been an enemy soldier--how was
Private Esquina to know? He's just a confused, completely
unmotivated peasant with an attention span of about
five minutes who has never held anything in his hand more
valuable than a dirt clod, and if we want Private Esquina
to fight our wars for us, then there's no reason to complain
when he uses up $60,000,000 worth of ordnance every three months.
Let's Not Quit
on El Salvador Now
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