lvc@cbscd5.UUCP (07/05/83)
"A Parable of Isms" Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and then the government gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to to government, and then the government sells you some milk. New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain. Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Author Unknown