zrm@mit-eddie.UUCP (Zigurd R. Mednieks) (10/27/83)
I voted for Reagan, so where is my $500 gift certificate for lawn ornaments? Wait! ARGHHH! My shirt is turning into a polyester kaftan with scenes from Richard Vigurie's wedding on it! My Audi is becoming a Buick! I go to the mailbox expecting No Mag and Wet and find People Magazine. Oh no, not my dinner! Hot & sour Szechuan Ho Hos! All my records! They're all by Barry Manilow! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh phew. No more amyl while reading mail, I swear. I-was-a-punk-before-you-were-a-punk, Zig