[net.politics] Sigh. Get a LOAD of this!

jj@alice.UUCP (hp) (02/13/84)

<for the blank line muncher, chomp chomp>

>In Nashville,  Tenn. a store is urging men to forget flowers  and
>candy  for  their  MOTAS's     this  year  and instead give their
>valentine a Colt .38 Caliber weapon.   "For  a  lasting  gift  of
>love,  insure  her  with  Colt,"  is their advertising slogan.  A
>women's handgun training class is included with the purchase  and
>credit cards are accepted.


Boy!  I hate to see the lovers quarrels that THIS starts!

"Bang!  You're dead."

<And I'm not even FOR gun control. I'm against it.>