wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler) (03/01/84)
Line for the great monster... Well, interested persons, Bozo the clown is, as of today, an official candidate for the Presidency. Larry H(something), in reality the great Bozo, announced that he is a candidate for the Big one. He cited his work for the UN and several other humanitarian causes as his qualifications for the office. THIS IS FOR REAL FOLKS. Just thought you might be interested. Guess we can stop calling each other Bozos or we might get hit for equal time. BTW, the Bozo character is a franchised, copyrighted item. Larry H(whatsisface) is the owner of the name and character. He not only still appears on his own show, but runs a clown school for aspiring Bozos. There are 16 other Bozos performing on tv around the country, all franchised by the original Bozo. Now, does this mean that they will have to take all of the Bozos off the tv, or just the original? (Equal time doctrine). Actually, I would be happier with the San Diego Chicken. Anyone got any comments? T. C. Wheeler
rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (03/06/84)
> Actually, I would be happier with the San Diego Chicken.
--T. C. Wheeler
Obviously you have not read the newspapers, otherwise you would be aware
of the San Diego Chicken's stand on many of today's major issues. Once
you have uncovered this information, I'm sure you will change your
affiliation.
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Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway oh, god, I'm so depressed...
Rich Rosen pyuxn!rlr