[net.politics] More communist jokes...

gawilson@watdaisy.UUCP (Graham Wilson) (02/18/85)

Yes, it is again time for more jokes from "Hammer and Tickle"...

Q:  Why do members of the KGB travel in threes?

A:  One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on these
    two intellectuals.


Q:  What would happen if the Sahara Desert became a communist country?

A:  In the first year, nothing.  In the second year, they would be
    importing sand.  (All communist countries were food exporters
    before they became communist...)


Graham Wilson
University of Waterloo.

"Money is a good aphrodisiac, but flowers work almost as well." -
   also by Lazarus Long.