trio@idis.UUCP (03/28/85)
In article <195@ihdev.UUCP>, rastman@ihdev.UUCP writes: >Right arm, Ken, Bayb! RIGHT ARM! I'm personally negotiating with >some of Comrade Ortega's red scum for an AK-47 (the sweetest little >assault rifle in the world, eh Yuri?) ... I don't know where you learned to express yourself, but the AK-47 is NOT the assault rifle you think it is. It's too damn heavy for one thing, and the AK-74 is the newer version of the rifle. Personally, I would prefer a nice CAR-15, which is very light, has a collapsable stock (nice for firing in those tight areas), and I might add an M-203 grenade launcher mounted underneath (yeah, it fits the shorter barreled CAR with some minor modification) for a little more "bang for my buck". I'm sure SUBWAY OUTFITTERS can fix me right up. They always treat me right. PS. Don't tell anyone, but I heard that Yuri Andropov isn't feeling too good anymore. Who has been testing his food? -- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- Nick Trio -If you don't like the answer, Grad Student - Sociology don't ask the question- U. of Pittsburgh ...decvax!mcnc!idis!trio ---All of these views are mine and no one else's. So What?---
bae@fisher.UUCP (Shiva the Destroyer) (04/15/85)
OK, guys, you asked for it. Ak-47's and AR-15's are for pooftahs! The real man carries the HK-91 or FN-LAR, for those serious subway confrontations. -- Brian A. Ehrmantraut Ad Maioram Gloriam Hasturi! UUCP: {allegra, astrovax, princeton, twg} !fisher!bae BELL: (609) 452-8991 / (609) 734-7761 USnail: 184 Little Hall, Princeton University, Princeton, NJ 08544