[net.politics] AK's and other junk

trio@idis.UUCP (03/28/85)

In article <195@ihdev.UUCP>, rastman@ihdev.UUCP writes:

>Right arm, Ken, Bayb!  RIGHT ARM!  I'm personally negotiating with
>some of Comrade Ortega's red scum for an AK-47 (the sweetest little
>assault rifle in the world, eh Yuri?) ...

I don't know where you learned to express yourself, but the AK-47 is NOT
the assault rifle you think it is.  It's too damn heavy for one thing, and
the AK-74 is the newer version of the rifle.

Personally, I would prefer a nice CAR-15, which is very light, has a 
collapsable stock (nice for firing in those tight areas), and I might
add an M-203 grenade launcher mounted underneath (yeah, it fits the shorter
barreled CAR with some minor modification) for a little more "bang for my
buck".

I'm sure SUBWAY OUTFITTERS can fix me right up.  They always treat me right.

PS. Don't tell anyone, but I heard that Yuri Andropov isn't feeling too good
anymore.  Who has been testing his food?

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bae@fisher.UUCP (Shiva the Destroyer) (04/15/85)

OK, guys, you asked for it.  Ak-47's and AR-15's are for pooftahs!  

The real man carries the HK-91 or FN-LAR, for those serious subway 
confrontations.  

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