janet@cbosgd.UUCP (Janet) (05/01/85)
MR. BIZARRE (to another customer): Watch out for that cashier; I seem to
recall that she once short-changed someone.
CASHIER: Hey! If you're gonna make accusations, why don't you give some
proof?
MR. BIZARRE: Quite simply, I don't have all of your receipts. So you'll
have to send me the receipt in question.
CASHIER: Wonderful! You make an accusation that I've done something that
I don't think that I have, and then ask me to supply the proof.
You're weird!
MR. BIZARRE: If you'd listen to me before responding, you'd know that I'm
asking for a receipt that YOU made out!
CASHIER: I KNOW that you're asking for a receipt that I made out! But
since your description is only that I short-changed someone, how am
I to know which receipt?
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Tune in next week, when Mr. Bizarre says:
I can't stay here all day arguing with a fool like you!