janet@cbosgd.UUCP (Janet) (05/01/85)
MR. BIZARRE (to another customer): Watch out for that cashier; I seem to recall that she once short-changed someone. CASHIER: Hey! If you're gonna make accusations, why don't you give some proof? MR. BIZARRE: Quite simply, I don't have all of your receipts. So you'll have to send me the receipt in question. CASHIER: Wonderful! You make an accusation that I've done something that I don't think that I have, and then ask me to supply the proof. You're weird! MR. BIZARRE: If you'd listen to me before responding, you'd know that I'm asking for a receipt that YOU made out! CASHIER: I KNOW that you're asking for a receipt that I made out! But since your description is only that I short-changed someone, how am I to know which receipt? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tune in next week, when Mr. Bizarre says: I can't stay here all day arguing with a fool like you!