bellas@ttidcb.UUCP (Pete Bellas) (05/09/85)
To all of those who were spreading nasty rumors about Doug and Dinsdale Pirhana I would like to inform you that they are eligable for parole this year! No parole board could help but fall prey to their boyish good looks and manners, so it is assumed that they will be granted parole at the earliest possible date. For details see page 9 of "The Stage", where the Pirhanas have advertised that they will be available for bookings later this year. Mrs. Lamberta Cymbil