[net.politics] Understanding the Indians & Soviets

sunil@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (Sunil Trivedi) (07/08/85)

From: raghu@rlgvax.UUCP (Raghu Raghunathan) Message-ID: <681@rlgvax.UUCP>
> 	The U.S. literally supports the economy and the armed forces of
> 	Israel with it's generous aid. I am not surprised that the Middle
> 	East nations have nothing but hatred for the U.S. They see Isreal
> 	as the terrorist arm of the U.S., financed and supported by it.
> 	I can't help feeling that in many ways the U.S. is the second
> 	biggest terrorist organization in the world (next only to USSR).
> 	I hope the American people and the administration realize soon that
> 	they are being extremely prejudiced and unfair in their treatment
> 	of the Middle East countries.

But doesn't this also hold for India?  The recent Sikh problems and the
support for Pakistan must make Indians feel similarily about the U.S.
I think one function of the "Festival of India" is to sway U.S. public
opinion towards India, something which the U.S. Government has been very
opposed to. Afterall, isn't India supposed to be a Soviet satellite?  Let's
see.  First, Afghanistan, then next should be Pakistan.  The purpose of
course would be to connect Moscow [Mockba], the capital of the Union of
Soviet Socialist Republics [C.C.C.P.] to New Dehli, the capital of the
Indian Soviet Socialist Republic {India}.  This road (actually a super-
highway with full interchanges) would be needed to bring Indians (deshis,
where deshi, pronounced as "they"+"she" in English, means countryman).
to Mother Russia for work.  Remember the zero unemployment in the U.S.S.R.?
The Soviets cannot afford to take all them deshis by plane, so the "Road
to Moscow" (wasn't that a famous movie?) is needed.  I'm sure the U.S.
government through the C.I.A., N.S.A., Defense Intelligence Agency, and the
W.S.B. (World Security Bureau on ABC's Love-in-the-Afternoon show, "General
Hospital"), was able to find all these "facts." I believe Nehru once offered
Mother Russia many deshis to help their shortages in manpower, but the
Mockba gov't declined the offer on technical grounds (the Mockba to New Dehli
Road was not completed).  And of course, the real reason the Soviets want
to "keep" India is because they need that as a stepping stone to Sri Lanka
{formerly Ceylon}.  Maybe the Soviets are instigating all the problems there?
For what purpose?  To prevent Duran Duran {Duran^2} from making any more
videos and to force Lucas & Spielberg (sp?) from making anymore "Raiders of
the Lost Ark" sequels in Sri Lanka.  I believe I once heard Patrick Buchanon
(sp?) talk about this Soviet threat to the entertainment world when he was
still on CNN's "Crossfire."  I'm glad to see such first-class guys around the
President!  Hmmm...Remember those assasination books that the C.I.A. made for
the Contras?  I hope many terrorist groups just starting up will find that a
handy reference for their members...Kind of like carrying money.  One never
knows when one'll need it so one always keep it close by.  Are the terrorists
(Shiite and Sikh) using this famous manual as far as anyone can tell? Wouldn't
we hate for spent government money to go to waste?

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