jj@alice.UUCP (08/15/85)
(To the tune of "Ye Jacobites by Name", and with apologies to Bonnie Prince Charlie) Ye Creationists by Name <Copyright J.D. Johnston 8/15/85> <Chorus> Ye Creationists by name, lend an ear, lend an ear, Ye Creationists by name, lend an ear. Ye Creationists by name, Your faus I will proclaim Your doctrine I maun blame You will hear, you will hear, Your doctrine I maun blame, you will hear. You let your dreams alone, in the state, in the state, You let your dreams alone, in the state. You let your dreams alone, Who cast the first dread stone, Leave theology alone, To it's fate, to it's fate, Leave theology alone, to it's fate! <chorus> You hold your Book to all, as the law, as the law, You hold your Book to all, as the law. You hold your Book to all, Humanity to stall, And Science for to fall, To your law, to your law, And Science for to fall, to your law. <chorus> Big Bang's the work say you all, of the Fall, of the Fall, Big Bang's the work, say you all, er Clootie's Fall, Big Band's the work, say you all, The goes before the Fall, And Science be it null, Say you all, say you all, And Science be it null, say you all. <chorus> Evolution's Devil's work, He makes all, He makes all, Evolution's Devil's work, He makes all. Evolution's Devil's work, The Good Book for to shirk, The darkness for to work, Says your call, says you call, The Darkness for to work, says your call. <chorus> To your Book we show fact, for the mind, for the mind, To your Book we show fact, for the mind. To your Book we show fact, That refutes your auld Tract, In the Earth and in abstract, To all mankind, all mankind, We refute your auld Tract to all mankind. <chorus> Though it's Science you proclaim, in the law, in the law, Though it's Science you proclaim, in the law. Though it's Science you proclaim, Religion of your Fane, It's only in your brain, It shows your flaw, shows your flaw, The fruit of your own brain, it show your flaw. <chorus> Ye Creationists by name, lend an ear, show your fear, Ye Creationists by name, show your fear, Though you dedicate your life, To death and fear and strife, Your cause with flaws is rife, And will fall, and will fall, Your cause with flaws is rife, and will fall. <twice chorus> Permission granted for all non-profit performance at will to all who know or can learn the tune. -- SUPPORT SECULAR TEDDY-BEAR-ISM. "I see a dark cloud, On the horizon,..." (ihnp4/allegra)!alice!jj