werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) (02/17/86)
Washington (Feb. 15) -- The White House today said that it was very disturbed by reports that the opponent of Phillipine president Ferdinand Marcos, a Mrs. Cory Aquino, has been committing massive voting fraud in an apparent deliberate attempt to lose the election. The White House adds that it is also puzzled by the recent mysterious rash of suicides by many of her campaign workers. [adopted from Jay Maeder] -- Craig Werner !philabs!aecom!werner "The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"
matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford) (02/19/86)
What's all the complaining about? Both Richard Daley and Richard Nixon agree that it was a perfectly fair election in the best American tradition. _____________________________________________________ Matt University crawford@anl-mcs.arpa Crawford of Chicago ihnp4!oddjob!matt