[net.politics] Brother Jed

daemon@houligan.UUCP (03/29/86)

>    >
>    >Max has been a regular at Ohio State for the past 6 years.  When he shows up,
>    >a woman named Cindy usually appears also.  She has the nickname 'disco queen',
>    >apparently due to her penchant for dancing the nights away before she saw the
>    >light and realised that God doesn't want anyone to have any fun.
>    >
>    	Ah, you mean Cindy, the Roller-Skating disco queen! She made
>    annual appearances at the University of Wisconsin while I was there
>    (1978-1982), and I once saw her deliver a sermon *while roller-skating*.
>    	At the time, the gossip was that she and Jed were an Item, if
>    not Married ("don't you dare blaspheme that woman!", Jed told us once). I'd
>    be sad to hear that she has thrown Jed over for Max.
>    	By the way, does Jed still say he found the lord in a Burger King?
>    		Ken Fishkin
>    		Berkeley Computer Graphics Lab
>    		ucbvax!fishkin



I am a graduate of the University of Florida (1982).
In my years at the university, Sister Cindy and Brother Jed were
regulars at the Plaza of the Americas.  To me their purpose
in life was to allow me to remove my frustrations (ie. failing a 
test) by abusing these creatures verbally.  

Good old Sister Cindy and Brother (Piere Cardin) Jed.  Without
that valuble service, I might have taken these frustations out
on friends and family!! For this I am grateful!

Also at UF it was the belief that Sister Cindy and Brother Jed met
and found Jesus together in the parking lot of a hamburger stand
(Krystals -- home of the 29 cent hamburger) across the street
from the University of Florida's main library.  It was also
the accepted belief that they were tripping on some form of LSD
at the time.  


		     Rick Schneider
		     Gould Electronics,
		     Computer Systems Division
		     Fort Lauderdale, Florida

brandx@ihlpl.UUCP (H. D. Weisberg) (03/31/86)

> >    >
> >    >Max has been a regular at Ohio State for the past 6 years.  When he shows up,
> >    >a woman named Cindy usually appears also.  She has the nickname 'disco queen',
> >    >apparently due to her penchant for dancing the nights away before she saw the
> >    >light and realised that God doesn't want anyone to have any fun.
> >    >
> >    	Ah, you mean Cindy, the Roller-Skating disco queen! She made
> >    annual appearances at the University of Wisconsin while I was there
> >    (1978-1982), and I once saw her deliver a sermon *while roller-skating*.
> >    	At the time, the gossip was that she and Jed were an Item, if
> >    not Married ("don't you dare blaspheme that woman!", Jed told us once). I'd
> >    be sad to hear that she has thrown Jed over for Max.
> >    	By the way, does Jed still say he found the lord in a Burger King?
> >    		Ken Fishkin
> >    		Berkeley Computer Graphics Lab
> >    		ucbvax!fishkin
> 
> 
> 
> I am a graduate of the University of Florida (1982).
> In my years at the university, Sister Cindy and Brother Jed were
> regulars at the Plaza of the Americas.  To me their purpose
> in life was to allow me to remove my frustrations (ie. failing a 
> test) by abusing these creatures verbally.  
> 
> Good old Sister Cindy and Brother (Piere Cardin) Jed.  Without
> that valuble service, I might have taken these frustations out
> on friends and family!! For this I am grateful!
> 
> Also at UF it was the belief that Sister Cindy and Brother Jed met
> and found Jesus together in the parking lot of a hamburger stand
> (Krystals -- home of the 29 cent hamburger) across the street
> from the University of Florida's main library.  It was also
> the accepted belief that they were tripping on some form of LSD
> at the time.  
> 
> 
> 		     Rick Schneider
> 		     Gould Electronics,
> 		     Computer Systems Division
> 		     Fort Lauderdale, Florida

I've seen Jed Smock (it's something like that or is it Shmuck)
at Southern Illinois University - Carbondale.  The story about
hamburger joints is funny.  At SIU, he said he saw Jesus on the beach
in Morroco while on LSD (no wonder!).  Come to think of it, that
explains why he's got so many different stories.  Jed provided a lot
of entertainment to people.  He seemed to enjoy getting pies in
the face and on his $300 suits ("there's more where that one came
from").  I really like the way he says Roooo-llllling Stones.