[net.rec.ski] Bad Ski Puns

arnold@hpfcla.UUCP (12/04/85)

Q:  What do you get when it snows on Easter Morning (besides cold)?



A:  Snow Bunnies!!!

Pass the mustard, hold the tomatoes.........
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While we're into skiing.......
Care to guess at what one calls a hunting dog in a flour mill?

Yes, you guessed it!!!  A POWDER HOUND!!
(My apologies to the audience.  Booooooooooo HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!)