td@alice.UUCP (Tom Duff) (10/05/84)
Is there no one out there (other than allegra!jpl) with a sense of humor? <pulse quickens> How many more times will some bozo read the note about fixed-points of cc's stderr, try it, and post an article saying `it doesn't work,' or `it works, but it's boring,' or `it doesn't work with my compiler because the messages appear on stdout.' <blood pressure rises, voice jumps an octave> Stop it! I promise NEVER to say anything funny in the presence of dullards again! <foam appears at corners of mouth, convulsive shaking begins, KABOOOOM -- head explodes>