[net.lang.c] C bumper sticker

cs2534ai@unm-cvax.UUCP (02/04/85)

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I've always wanted to make this bumper sticker:

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	|                               |
	|   if (like(you,"C"))          |
	|           honk();             |
	|                               |
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						-DT
					[The Deranged Terrestrial]

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jbtubman@water.UUCP (Jim Tubman ) (02/07/85)

> I've always wanted to make this bumper sticker:
> 
> 	---------------------------------
> 	|                               |
> 	|   if (like(you,"C"))          |
> 	|           honk();             |
> 	|                               |
> 	---------------------------------
> 
> 						-DT
> 					[The Deranged Terrestrial]

A good bumper sticker for Prolog fans would be:

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	|			     |
	|    honk(You) <-	     |
	|	like(You,prolog);    |
	|			     |
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					Jim Tubman
					University of Waterloo

Doug Gwyn (VLD/VMB) <gwyn@Brl-Vld.ARPA> (02/11/85)

Enough!  Several months ago we had this "computer language bumper sticker"
craze hit BRL, and it generated a LOT of mail traffic.  If anyone wants
to continue this on netnews, please send contributions to net.jokes only,
not to the (semi-) technical newsgroups.  Thanks.

jr@bbnccv.UUCP (John Robinson) (02/20/85)

I've really seen this one:

  4th {little red heart} if
  honk then

Cheers,
/jr

dgary@ecsvax.UUCP (D Gary Grady) (02/22/85)

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Beware little red hearts on bumper stickers.  There is a company selling
stickers designed to be used for covering those hearts.  The sticker has
a drawing of a screw on it.  It is intended for those "I <heart> my
Lhasa Apso" bumper stickers, I think.
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