[net.lang] valspeak info wanted

gumby@mit-eddie.UUCP (David Vinayak Wallace) (07/07/83)

Is "tubular" complimentary or derogatory?  That is, if someone tells me
that I have "a totally tubular computer" should I thank them?

genuinely confused,

david

gumby@mit-eddie.UUCP (07/07/83)

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Is "tubular" complimentary or derogatory?  That is, if someone tells me
that I have "a totally tubular computer" should I thank them?

genuinely confused,

david

fred@umcp-cs.UUCP (07/08/83)

	From: gumby@mit-eddie

	Is "tubular" complimentary or derogatory?  That is, if
	someone tells me that I have "a totally tubular computer"
	should I thank them?

	genuinely confused,
	david

Around here all our computer equipment is solid-state. I haven't used a
tubular computer in years.

mike@sdcrdcf.UUCP (07/11/83)

	As I have just moved from Encino, Ca. (two blocks
	from the the Galleria), I can say with some 
	authority that the abovementioned phrase had
	exactly the right affect on you (ie left you
	confused).  Actually, tubular is one of the
	influxes of surf-speak on val, and comes from
	the root "tube", the phenomenon of water rushing
	in a cylindrical shape, and the adjunct "tubed",
	which is being surrounded by such an oceanic
	occurence.  This is the penultimate experience
	for a surfer, and is therefore a strongly positive
	adjective.  Surfers find some relation between the
	euphoric rush of being "tubed", and the rush of
	smoking good grass, so the term "tubed" can also
	be used to refer (pun ?) to one in a more "fubar"
	like condition (which seems to be the second most
	desirable experience).

	"it's fingers danced to a private rhumba all their own..."

	Mike Williams
	System Development Corp.
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halle1@houxz.UUCP (07/12/83)

If being "tubed" is the penultimate experience, then what experience is
better?  And is being tubed identical to being "fubar," as you also
stated?

Please, use words properly.  Penultimate is a very precise word.  Unfortunately,
many (most?) people misuse it.

mark@cbosgd.UUCP (07/20/83)

In order to straighten this controversy out once and for all,
at great personal expense, I personally travelled to the valley
and interviewed noted ValSpeak expert and San Fernando Valley
resident Howard Weinstein.  (Well, actually, I had this wedding
to go to in Long Beach and Howard was also there.)  He explained
"totally tubular" in plain English.

The phrase "totally tubular" is an expression, and is nearly
synonymous with "peachy keen".  It would be used to describe
an occurrance, not a person or thing.  It derives from the
shape of a good surfing wave - such a wave will have a ridge
which comes up, then forward, then it breaks downward, leaving
a tube shaped area of air under the wave but above the main
body of water.  (Watch the intro to "Wide World of Sports"
sometime if you have trouble visualizing this.)  The perfect
wave would be "totally tubular".  Another possibility is
"partially tubular".  One never just says "tubular" by itself
in ValSpeak.