[net.startrek] a call for Bones cries of dismay

oz (02/26/83)

This past night, watching "Mirror, Mirror" on channel 5 in THE DISTRICT,
	(Washington D.C. to you out-of-towners), I heard a familiar phrase:

"Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not an engineer."

I thought it might be interesting to collect all the things that Dr.
McCoy isn't.  Specifically what other things can you (from the tv shows)
fill in the above phrase with.  I leave you with one of my favorites:

"Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer" (
	The Devil in the Dark)

Lets see some replies!

				OZ HAS SPOKEN
				rlgvax!oz

dje (02/28/83)

Here's my list of "occupational disclaimers" from the good doctor:
"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist" (City on the Edge of Forever)
"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?" (Corbomite Maneuver)
"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic" (Doomsday Machine)
"I'm a physician.  I will not peddle flesh" (Return to Tomorrow)
"I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor" (Deadly Years)
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator" (Friday's Child) 
(there are others, but I don't recall them now)
			Dave Ellis
			Bell Labs, Piscataway
			...harpo!npoiv!npois!houxm!5941ux!dje

rtris (03/02/83)

How about:

"I'm a doctor, not a brick layer."

		(Patching the Horta in Devil in the Dark)

								Ralph.

mclure (03/09/83)

#R:rlgvax:-111700:sri-unix:10900003:000:179
sri-unix!mclure    Feb 27 02:10:00 1983

I can't remember another 'what-Bones-is-not' but I can remember what
he once called himself. I think it was in "This Side of Paradise" that
he said 
	"I'm just a country doctor."