oz (03/22/83)
My thanks to everyone who sent in their entries to my "What BONES isn't" request. Special thanks go to Dave Ellis of Bell Labs who came up with most of them. I have been unable to confirm these, so these may or may not be complete, or accurate, but, enjoy them. Tradition dictates that they start with "Damit Jim,... "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer" (The Devil in the dark) "I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist" (City on the Edge of Forever) "What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?" (Corbomite Maneuver) "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic" (Doomsday Machine) "I'm a physician. I will not peddle flesh" (Return to Tomorrow) "I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor" (Deadly Years) "I'm a doctor, not an escalator" (Friday's Child) "I'm a doctor, not a busboy" (Jay Leno comedy routine NOT REAL STAR TREK) I'm OZ, not a speller seismo!rlgvax!oz