[net.startrek] Bones trivia

sarah (04/06/83)

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How many times, and in what episodes did McCoy utter a phrase something like:
"I'm a doctor, not a ------" (bricklayer, engineer, etc.).

lab (04/06/83)

Some of McCoy's "I'm a doctor, not a ..."

"Mirror, Mirror": Scotty needs some help to get the conditions
right for return to Federation universe from Empire universe:
	McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
	Scott: "NOW you're an engineer."

"Horta" (veracity of title not guaranteed) McCoy examines silicon-
based life that Kirk has asked him to heal:
	McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! You realize that
	thing is made of out stone?"
	Kirk: "You're a healer; there's a patient."

"The Deadly Years" Spock asks McCoy to make him less sensitive to
sub-120 degree temperatures:
	McCoy: "I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country
	doctor."
	Spock: "Yes, as I always suspected."

"This Side of Paradise" (Paradise Syndrome?) Elias Sandoval
wonders what work to assign to McCoy:
	McCoy: "I'm a doctor."
	Elias: "We have no need of doctors..."
	McCoy: "Then how about making me a mechanic, so I can fix
	little tin gods like you."
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Quick question from the "Deadly Years": was the name of the
pencil-pushing commodore "Stecker"? Sounds like too much of a
cross between Stowe (Court-Martial) and Decker (Doomsday Machine)
Besides Mendez (Menagerie), were there any other commodores in the
series?
			Not bad for not watching since 1977,
			Larry Bickford
			decvax!decwrl!qubix!lab

burton (04/07/83)

There is one more disclaimer by Bones, that everyone is forgetting.
In 'Let that be your last Battlefield' (about the half-black, half-
white aliens),  just after the first one showed up (his name was
Loki, I believe), Kirk stops by sick-bay to talk with him and
finds him missing. Kirk turns to McCoy and asks him where Loki
is, and McCoy says:

	This is a mighty big ship, Jim, and I'm just an old
	country doctor.

Loosely quoted, but essentially correct.


			Doug Burton
			ABI - Indianapolis
			inuxc!inuxe!burton

urban (04/07/83)

I don't know, but the worst example of "I'm a doctor..." was
"...not an Escalator"(tm?) in an early episode with Julie Newmar
as an expectant mother.

	Mike

dje (04/07/83)

Oops, I forgot another Starfleet Commodore:
	Barstow (The Alternative Factor)

esj (04/08/83)

One Fleet Captain was Captain Barth .  Episode was set
in a hospital for the criminally insane but I don't remember the title.


			J. Johnson
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kar (04/09/83)

	I've seen so much Bones trivia, I'm beginning to suspect that the only
thing he never claimed not to be is Patty O'Furniture.

cmsj (04/11/83)

#R:inuxe:-58500:ihlpf:8900001:  0:56
ihlpf!cmsj    Apr 11  8:30:00 1983

The name was Garth and he paraded around as Lord Garth.

student (04/15/83)

That's GARTH not BARTH!!!!!

oz (04/16/83)

Actually it was Captain Garth of Izar.  The name of the episode was
"Whom G-ds destroy" and Bones didn't say damnit at all.  I do think
that Spock said facinating about Garths shape changing ability


				OZ
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