moriarty@uw-june (Jeff Meyer) (03/28/84)
You're quite right, you should have kept it a secret. No one in my
orgainzation could figure out how the darn thing actually worked until
y'all explained it in living detail. Now we've been able to land a contract
with a bunch of sadistic, Satanistic radicals bent on taking over the
galaxy; we'll supply them with cruisers disguised as Federation Scout ships,
and each containing the access codes for every Federation vessel in the
fleet. In return, we get the spoils of the galaxy, a lifetime subscription
to The New Yorker, a complete videotape library of the Adventures of
Bullwinkle (and Rocky), and the royalties to all of the Freddy the Pig books.
Nice deal, Non? So Captain Kirk had better be ready to deal with his most
insidious enemies... The Wombat Legion!!! HAHAHA!
{Now if we can only figure out if the critters can reach the control panels
by standing on their toes.....}
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