[net.startrek] Jokes offensive to...no one

lesley@garfield.UUCP (Lesley Ryan) (08/27/84)

	***{Submitted exclusively by MORIBUND}***

 	Dedicated to the 94 security men who lost their lives
	during the first five year mission!

	What did McCoy say after Chechov ate 20 pencils?

	He's lead,Jim!

	What did McCoy say after Spock left the restaraunt??

	He's fed,Jim!!


	And to brighten up your day!
	Why are Klingon children not allowed to play in sandboxes???

	Because the cats keep burying them!!!

					Lt. Suvak
					utcsrgv!garfield!lesley