[net.startrek] Star Trek IV: The Search for Kirk

horton@nmtvax.UUCP (12/17/84)

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I have just heard that Lord Shatner will be in STIV. Kudos to the
guys with the money. As for a movie without Captain Kirk, I have
a solution:

What if, on the long walk back to StarFleet Headquarters, Kirk got
lost? McCoy, Scotty, and the rest of the gang could go look for him,
right? 
So what if Kirk ends up dead at the hands of some dastardly villain?
Then they don't need Shatner, right?

Of course, they would have to call the next movie STAR TREK V: THE
WRATH OF THE CONSUMERS (who have all been paying upwards of Four Bucks
to see STAR TREK IV).

Forgive the final ramblings of a victim of the wicked final exams...

	"Space...the final frontier.
	  These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise,
        its five-year mission: to explore strange new
        worlds...to seek out new life-forms and new
        civilizations...to boldly go where no man has
        gone before!"
 	"And also to get Captain Kirk laid..."

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Beer...


T.A. McInvale
horton@nmtvax

hawk@oliven.UUCP (Rick) (12/20/84)

>Of course, they would have to call the next movie STAR TREK V: THE
>WRATH OF THE CONSUMERS (who have all been paying upwards of Four Bucks
>to see STAR TREK IV).

FOUR DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!?  and you're complaining?  Try five and a half -- six if
it's expected to be a biggy!!  Guess that's the price of living in the number
one market.  (No, it's not LA anymore)

rick