[net.startrek] 400 incredibly emotional volcans

eklhad@ihnet.UUCP (K. A. Dahlke) (02/05/85)

< a touch of emotions >

Our local tv station just showed "Amok Time" (Spock's mating).
It seems, every 7 years, he must return to Volcan.
Now consider "The Immunity Syndrome", and recall the starship Intrepid
containing 400 Volcans.
The ship must constantly be flitting to and from Volcan,
never venturing far from home.
Someone's in heat every 6.5 days (statistical average).
Was the giant cell dangerously close to Volcan?
Or did the intrepid solve its problem by restricting crew members,
accepting only Volcans who "burn" during March xxxx (xxxx constant modulo 7)?
Wouldn't you love to be aboard during that critical month?
-- 

Karl Dahlke    ihnp4!ihnet!eklhad

mike@smu.UUCP (02/07/85)

Vulcans.


Mike McNally

jlc@afinitc.UUCP (Jerry Collins) (02/07/85)

[line eating bugs are illogical.]

	Nobody ever said that the Vulcans were all male.  What is to keep them 
from having family units on board.  Also, are all Vulcans bonded at childhood,
and even if so, do they still suffer from mating urges if their mates are dead.
Surely in a whole world one could find 400 Vulcans to man the ship.

BTW, wasn't the Vulcan ship (forgot the name, sorry) more an scientific study
ship than a normal heavy cruiser.  This would increase the possibilities for
family units.

				Gerald L. Collins
				[...!ihnp4!wucs!afinitc!jlc]

john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) (02/08/85)

>From: eklhad@ihnet.UUCP (K. A. Dahlke)
>Message-ID: <188@ihnet.UUCP>
>
>Our local tv station just showed "Amok Time" (Spock's mating).
>It seems, every 7 years, he must return to Volcan.
>Now consider "The Immunity Syndrome", and recall the starship Intrepid
>containing 400 Volcans.
>The ship must constantly be flitting to and from Volcan,
>never venturing far from home.
>Someone's in heat every 6.5 days (statistical average).
>Was the giant cell dangerously close to Volcan?
>Or did the intrepid solve its problem by restricting crew members,
>accepting only Volcans who "burn" during March xxxx (xxxx constant modulo 7)?
>Wouldn't you love to be aboard during that critical month?
>

An obvious way around the problem would be to staff the ship only with
married or "pair-bonded" couples. 

The problem of having qualified members of both sexes is moot since even
Terran ships have co-ed crews. And since Vulcans (correct spelling)
normally have less emotion, havig husbands and wives aboard is less likely
to impair efficiency as it might on a Terran ship. 

This should reduce the problem from one of constantly travelling to Vulcan
to one of having a few people on "sick call" every day.


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	John Ruschmeyer			...!vax135!petsd!moncol!john
	Monmouth College		   ...!princeton!moncol!john
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