raiche@dartvax.UUCP (George A. Raiche) (04/04/85)
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR aspirin! *** For the best Kirk fight scene: what about the final melee in Omega Glory? Actually, two good fights; in one, Kirk gets phasered, axed, uses the two-feet-to-the-chest-kick, and then gets captured by the Yangs! And in the other big fight (tied to Tracy) he just trades lots of good-old body blows. Now to drinking. Play with a 10-oz cup of beer, with the cup divided into four "drinks". Take one drink for: "Captain" (whet your whistle right away with the Captain's Log) "Standard orbit" "Energize" "Lock phasers/photon torps on target" The bosun's whistle that summons the captain Take two drinks for: "Fascinating" Spock addressing the captain as "Jim" The little voice on the intercom that says "Forward phasers, will comply" or "Gravity down to point eight" a Starfleet Command officer on viewscreen Chug for: "Captain, she's gonna blow!" "I'm a doctor, not a ______" "This is Captain James T. Kirk of the United Space/Star Ship Enterprise" Don't try operating heavy machinery after this! George Raiche Dept. of Chemistry Dartmouth "Matt--there is no fourth planet!" "Don't you think I know that??"