ugzannin@sunybcs.UUCP (Adrian Zannin) (04/29/85)
A few days ago I posted a list of drinking suggestions that I have been
compiling from the net. A friend of mine pointed out that I neglected to
include his. Well, I haven't been reading the net too long, so if I left
out a suggestion you made, send me mail with your suggestion and I'll
add it to the list and re-post it. Sorry if I missed yours! Here's the
list with one addition:
-- Everytime a nameless security officer gets blown away.
-- Everytime Spock uses the word "logical."
-- Everytime Scotty says, "the warp wngines canna handle the load."
-- Everyone chugs everytime Bones says, "He's dead, Jim!"
-- How about a drink for each time poor unliberated Uhura says:
"Hailing frequencies open sir"
"I'm sorry sir, I can't get through"
or some such excuse thrown in for good measure.
-- Another good way to get plastered quick would be every time Scotty says
"The engines canna take it nae more, she's gonna blow any minute!"
-- Take a drink (of whatever you're drinking) on every occurance of -
"Captain" and
"Fascinating"
-- Chug on every occurance of -
"I'm a doctor, not a <???>" and
"He's dead, Jim."
-- Hows'about consuming x {shots, mugs, whatever} in direct proportion
to the speed of the Enterprise (i.e., when it is first announced
or when it is ordered changed)? Y'know:
Kirk: Ahead warp factor 2. --> 2 shots.
Chekov: M-5 has changed course, moving towards
the Potamkin at warp 5 --> 5 shots.
Kirk: Ahead--space normal speed. --> everyone take a break.
-- Everytime Spock raises his eyebrow.
-- Everytime the turbolift makes its unique 'swoosh' sound.
-- Sulu/Chekhov/extra : "Phasers locked on target" or "Coming around to new
course"
-- Uhura: "Captain, I'm frightened"
-- Everytime Kirk falls in love.
-- Everytime the Enterprise is going to break down/crash/turn into goo in xx
hours
-- Everytime Kirk destroys a computer
-- Shots MUST be taken whenever the camera tilts and evryone falls out of his
or her chair.
-- Everytime the Number Four shield is damaged or inoperative?
Or, for that matter, when anybody's #4 shield is hit?
-- Everytime Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu and three red
shirt security officers beam down to a planet and the three officers
are promptly killed by the natives, taking the rest of the landing
party hostage.
-- Everytime Sulu does a countdown (or even once per number!).
-- Everytime Kirk tells the turbolift "Deck 5" or "Bridge".
--
Adrian G. Zannin
SUNY @ Buffalo
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