disc@homxb.UUCP (Scott Berry the Unbeliever) (04/30/85)
Here's a way to get REALLY drunk--game-tested last night by my roommates and myself: Start out with a warm-up: The Bob Newhart Show (Every time someone says "Dick", of course). Follow that with the preliminary bout: Good Sex with Dr. Ruth. (Drinking on the word "sex" is good for almost a six-pack over the course of the show!). Then a short respite with Taxi (Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie...). At this point, we were almost too blotto to remember to change the channel. The main event: Star Trek (of course), the episode "That Which Survives". We took a shot of "Jack" on every occurance of "I am for YOU [Lt. Diamato, James Kirk, etc.]" Frankly, the title of the above episode perfectly describes the inhabitants of my house this morning... SJBerry