[net.startrek] Drinking Game Query

zmk04@udenva.UUCP (zmk04) (04/18/85)

Did anybody ever combine all of the drinking game suggestions into a coherent,
simple, playable whole?

If so, would you please post it?  It's on tomorrow night and we've got a bottle
of Rebel Yell to kill.

--Steve Blore, A.A.N.G. (all around neat guy), I.O.S.T. (inventor of silly titles)

ugzannin@sunybcs.UUCP (Adrian Zannin) (04/28/85)

> Did anybody ever combine all of the drinking game suggestions into a coherent,
> simple, playable whole?
> 
> If so, would you please post it? It's on tomorrow night and we've got a bottle
> of Rebel Yell to kill.
> 
> --Steve Blore, A.A.N.G. (all around neat guy), I.O.S.T. (inventor of silly titles)

*** BEAM YOUR MESSAGE TO THIS LINE ***

   Well, you asked for it.  Here is a list of all the suggestions I have 
collected since I have been reading net.startrek.  It's not too long, but it's
enough to get started.  Have fun!

-- Everytime a nameless security officer gets blown away.

-- Everytime Spock uses the word "logical."

-- Everytime Scotty says, "the warp wngines canna handle the load."

-- Everyone chugs everytime Bones says, "He's dead, Jim!"

-- How about a drink for each time poor unliberated Uhura says:
    "Hailing frequencies open sir"
    "I'm sorry sir, I can't get through"
   or some such excuse thrown in for good measure. 

-- Another good way to get plastered quick would be every time Scotty says
    "The engines canna take it nae more, she's gonna blow any minute!"

-- Take a drink (of whatever you're drinking) on every occurance of -
	"Captain" and
	"Fascinating"

-- Chug on every occurance of -
	"I'm a doctor, not a <???>" and
	"He's dead, Jim."

-- Hows'about consuming x {shots, mugs, whatever} in direct proportion
   to the speed of the Enterprise (i.e., when it is first announced
   or when it is ordered changed)?   Y'know:

	Kirk:  Ahead warp factor 2.  --> 2 shots.
	Chekov: M-5 has changed course, moving towards
		the Potemkin at warp 5 --> 5 shots.
	Kirk:  Ahead--space normal speed.  --> everyone take a break.

-- Everytime Spock raises his eyebrow.

-- Everytime the turbolift makes its unique 'swoosh' sound.

-- Sulu/Chekhov/extra : "Phasers locked on target" or "Coming around to new
     course"

-- Uhura: "Captain, I'm frightened"

-- Everytime Kirk falls in love.

-- Everytime the Enterprise is going to break down/crash/turn into goo in xx 
   hours

-- Everytime Kirk destroys a computer

-- Shots MUST be taken whenever the camera tilts and evryone falls out of his
   or her chair.

-- Everytime the Number Four shield is damaged or inoperative?
   Or, for that matter, when anybody's #4 shield is hit?

-- Everytime Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu and three red
   shirt security officers beam down to a planet and the three officers
   are promptly killed by the natives, taking the rest of the landing
   party hostage.

-- Everytime Sulu does a countdown (or even once per number!).

-- 

   Adrian G. Zannin
   SUNY @ Buffalo

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trudel@topaz.ARPA (Jon Trudel) (04/29/85)

***REJEK REJEK REJEK, AH HA HA HAHAHA***

How could you leave out the times when Spock calls Kirk "JIM!"
Worth a chug, at least

Jonathan D. Trudel

To paraphrase Carlin, Who needs a hot water heater when the water's
already hot?

chris@t12tst.UUCP (Christopher Paull) (04/30/85)

 Just thought I would add one more possibility to the drinking game list.

 How about drinking every time scotty does.  There are a few shows that
 could would leave the viewer quie intoxicated.