esco@ssc-vax.UUCP (Michael Esco) (05/07/85)
The Enterprise versus Battlestar Ponderosa? Get real, folks! I suggest we pit the E against the garbage scow from `Quark.' It would be a fair fight since they both use the same sound effects! Of course, Richard Benjamin isn't quite as ridiculous as Shatner, but he tries to make up for it with talent. Spock and Phicus are a good match, but then Yeoman What's-her-name can't compare with the two Bettys and Gene/Jean could take on Scotty and Chekov both. I suggest that the winner of this battle go on to fight the Sunbeam Iron from `Hardware Wars.' Michael Esco Boeing Aerospace
dma@ssc-vax.UUCP (Dennis Anderson) (05/08/85)
> I suggest that the winner of this battle go on to fight the Sunbeam > Iron from `Hardware Wars.' > > Michael Esco > Boeing Aerospace The winner of that battle goes on to face the 1964 Malibu from Repo Man. Dennis Anderson United Fruitcake Outlet