moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (05/17/85)
My God! David Gerrold and D.C. Fontana are on the net! I can just see it... Vader tries the Force on McCoy: "You will feel the Dark Side of the Force..." "I'm a doctor, not a zombie!" And then Darth trying to explain the Force to Spock: "You see, it binds the galaxy together..." "Illogical, as this refutes the evidence of particle physics, the laws of relativity and..." "Oh, take him to the brig!" And poor Luke stays on Tatooine for the rest of his days (The Farmer with The Force...). "For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind." "Whose?" "MINE! HA-HA!" Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsri}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA