kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) (05/23/85)
*** Hey Captain! How would you like to f*ck me up the *ss? ***
Eddie Murphy in STIV? This is most interesting. Billy Idol would
give anything to be in a Star Trek movie? Better and better! But why
stop there?
Who would you like to see in STIV? After all, some of the characters
are getting kind of old. Perhaps they should be replaced with a younger
generation. John Cleese as Mr. Spock, Grace Jones as Lt. Uhura? How
about Dan Aykroid as Doctor McCoy, or Spiro Agnew as an Orion? Wait...
wait! Madonna as Lt. Savik!!
Comments...suggestions...flames?
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Kevin Thompson {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
"It's sort of a threat, you see. I've never been very good at them
myself but I'm told they can be very effective."josie@ihuxw.UUCP (Johanna Clementz) (05/27/85)
> > *** Hey Captain! How would you like to f*ck me up the *ss? *** > > Eddie Murphy in STIV? This is most interesting. Billy Idol would > give anything to be in a Star Trek movie? Better and better! But why > stop there? > Who would you like to see in STIV? After all, some of the characters > are getting kind of old. Perhaps they should be replaced with a younger > generation. John Cleese as Mr. Spock, Grace Jones as Lt. Uhura? How > about Dan Aykroid as Doctor McCoy, or Spiro Agnew as an Orion? Wait... > wait! Madonna as Lt. Savik!! > Comments...suggestions...flames? > How 'bout Steve Martin as Scotty? Kirk: "Engineering - what's going on down there?! I need Warp drive in 10 seconds or we're all dead!!!" Scotty: "WELL EXCUUUSE ME!!" Oh God! I'm really worried about STIV!! -- Peace and Long Life, -Josie (...!ihnp4!ihuxw!josie)
wbpesch@ihuxp.UUCP (Walt Pesch) (05/27/85)
> Eddie Murphy in STIV? This is most interesting. Billy Idol would > give anything to be in a Star Trek movie? Better and better! But why > stop there? > Who would you like to see in STIV? After all, some of the characters > are getting kind of old. Perhaps they should be replaced with a younger > generation. John Cleese as Mr. Spock, Grace Jones as Lt. Uhura? How > about Dan Aykroid as Doctor McCoy, or Spiro Agnew as an Orion? Wait... > wait! Madonna as Lt. Savik!! Kevin Thompson {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin And I think that it would definately be necessary to have Rdoney Dangerfield as the Star Fleet Admrial. "Hey Kirk, here's a starship, go get yourself a girl." And of course to do this properly, lets consider the "The Muppets Star Trek Movie", or "Can Pigs Fly?" For starters: Capt. Kirk: Kermit Chekov: Kermit's nephew Star Fleet Admiralty: the two old guys Ship Surgeon: Miss Piggy (the only one who could replace McCoy) and I'll leave the rest to the rest of you... -- Walt Pesch AT&T Network Systems ihnp4!ihuxp!wbpesch
witters@fluke.UUCP (John Witters) (05/30/85)
> > *** Hey Captain! How would you like to f*ck me up the *ss? *** > > Eddie Murphy in STIV? This is most interesting. Billy Idol would > give anything to be in a Star Trek movie? Better and better! But why > stop there? > Who would you like to see in STIV? After all, some of the characters > are getting kind of old. Perhaps they should be replaced with a younger > generation. John Cleese as Mr. Spock, Grace Jones as Lt. Uhura? How > about Dan Aykroid as Doctor McCoy, or Spiro Agnew as an Orion? Wait... > wait! Madonna as Lt. Savik!! > Comments...suggestions...flames? > > --- > Kevin Thompson {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin > > "It's sort of a threat, you see. I've never been very good at them > myself but I'm told they can be very effective." How about Cindy Lauper as Nurse Chappel? (Oh come on Spock, Gurls just wanna have fun!). -- Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please HAL. HAL: Dave, your momma eats kitty litter. Dave: HAL, your momma uses GOTOs. John Witters John Fluke Mfg. Co. Inc. P.O.B. C9090 M/S 243F Everett, Washington 98206 (206) 356-5274
rohn@randvax.UUCP (Laurinda Rohn) (06/05/85)
> > *** Hey Captain! How would you like to f*ck me up the *ss? *** > > > > Eddie Murphy in STIV? This is most interesting. Billy Idol would > > give anything to be in a Star Trek movie? Better and better! But why > > stop there? > > Who would you like to see in STIV? After all, some of the characters > > are getting kind of old. Perhaps they should be replaced with a younger > > generation. John Cleese as Mr. Spock, Grace Jones as Lt. Uhura? How > > about Dan Aykroid as Doctor McCoy, or Spiro Agnew as an Orion? Wait... > > wait! Madonna as Lt. Savik!! > > Comments...suggestions...flames? > > > > How 'bout Steve Martin as Scotty? > Kirk: "Engineering - what's going on down there?! I need > Warp drive in 10 seconds or we're all dead!!!" > Scotty: "WELL EXCUUUSE ME!!" > > -Josie > (...!ihnp4!ihuxw!josie) That's wonderful! I love it!! Actually, I think Gilda Radner would make as good a Saavik as Madonna. How about Bob Hope as Captain Kirk? "The Road to Vulcan"? Lauri rohn@rand-unix.ARPA ..decvax!randvax!rohn "I told you when I met you I was crazy..."