[net.startrek] Flying Fried Egg Pizza

wix@bergil.DEC (Jack Wickwire) (06/26/85)

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SHORT PEOPLE
 
Net.startrek never fails to amaze me.  Half the time the population
is acutely, astonishingly observant, and the other half it can't
tell a shuffling pizza from a flying fried egg.
 
Anybody who has watched more than six shows with any sort of 
attention can see that BOTH Nimoy and Kelley are taller than
Shatner.  I've got a battered, no-longer-dated article from
TV Guide that says Kelley is 6'2".  I think Nimoy is the same
height, but he tends to slouch.  I always thought it was
kind of neat that the captain was the short one.  I'm short
myself.
 
As for what the various creatures look like, I think Diane
Duane has provided the definitive description of the Horta.
In *My Enemy, My Ally*, she says that a horta crewmember (yes,
she clearly and satisfactorily explains how there can be
horta crewmembers) always makes Kirk grin because he can't
get used to being earnestly "Yes, Captain"'d by somebody
who "looked like a giant pan pizza (sausage, extra cheese)."
I saw "Devil in the Dark" a few days after I read the book,
and spent most of it laughing hysterically.  (It didn't help
that Jayembee, who was also present, took a judicious look
at the red-shirted *Enterprise* men lined up for their
briefing, and remarked, "I club baby Hortas".
 
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