mat (12/10/82)
Some years ago, a poem appeared in a DP mag about the problems of managing a node in a distributed data center in the 1990s ( or whenever ). It was designed to be spoken with a Scottish burr and one couplet follows below. Does anyone have the full text? "When your files are in Altoona and youer data link's in space "It takes a heap'o programs to man a Data Base"