[net.poems] Oxymoron, Attn Mark Horton

mat (12/10/82)

Some years ago, a poem appeared in a DP mag about the problems of managing
a node in a distributed data center in the 1990s ( or whenever ). It was
designed to be spoken with a Scottish burr and one couplet follows below.
Does anyone have the full text?

 "When your files are in Altoona and youer data link's in space
  "It takes a heap'o programs to man a Data Base"