ix222@sdccsu3.UUCP (Steve Serocki) (09/03/83)
# lil orphant acker when the day is done and the moon comes out and you hear the printer whining and the rk's seems to count when the other desks are empty and their terminals glassy grey and the load is only 1.6 and you wonder if it'll stay you must mind the file protections and not snoop around or the bio bug'll getcha and bring the system down! once they was a little nerd who loved to read all mail and then yank back the i-access times to get hackers off his tail and once as he finished reading from the secretary's spool he wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend (how uncool!) and this as delivermail did work and he ran his backfstat he heard an awful crackling like rat fritters in hot fat and hard errors brought the system down 'fore he could even shout and the bio bug'll bring yours down too, ef you don't watch out! and once they was a little flake who'd prowl through the uulog and when he went to his blit that night to play at being god the ops all heard him holler, and they to the console dashed but when they did a ps -ut they'd found the system crashed! oh the wizards adb'd the dumps and did the system trace and worked on the file system til the disk head was hot paste but all they ever found was this: "panic: never doubt" and the bio bug'll crash your box too, ef you don't watch out!