mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (10/07/83)
A Warning to Mr. Mincemeat -------------------------- Better buy perfect Topeka beagle buffers Topeka beagle buffers sputter fiber beaks Effeter fiber beaks abetted feeble puppies Worst Topeka beagle puppies feature viper pique. *<--- chuck --->* Hmm. Does this mean I am effete (hail, enny man whut writes thet poetree must have hormonal problims) or that I am fibrously feeble? (Maybe he's just stringin' us along.) I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.... maybe he thinks I'm really a woman named Frances. Or that I write the worst stuff this side of the Pecos? My nose isn't noticeably large... Do my poems bark?... Maybe he's saying something about my mother!! Step out in the parking lot, bwah, & we'll see who's effeter, them's fightin' words! Viper pique? Me, mean as a snake? Well, I might be dangerous when riled (just watch those remarks about Mommy) but I'm really the mildest of souls.. I just don't understand this here modern poetry..... ..... hao!menlo70!sytek!toms (mr.mincemeat)