mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat) (04/02/84)
I wish I had some money For every stupid thing I ever thought Was good and right and true- I wish I could be reimbursed For every time I woke up With some bullshit scribbled on my hands Some garbage I thought in a bar; For every time I though I wrote a poem When I was drunk- I wish I had just minimum wage FOr all the time I've wasted Getting wasted; And workman's comp For every time I fell on my ass When I was on my ear- They'd call me sir, I'd be a millionaire, I'm a financial wizard of useless drivel, A tycoon of misspent squandered thrownaway time.