[net.poems] The fallacy of the "plastic woman"

abs@rdin.UUCP (Andrew Siegel) (08/17/84)

> she's a
> plastic woman
>
> not much
> of a woman
> at all

This insipid piece of prose annoys me to no end.

Does armpit hair, labial smegma, fat, and mossy teeth make a
female more of a woman?

If someone made a judgement about my "manliness" by the way
I groom myself, rather than by knowing me, I would tell that person
to go to hell.

				Andrew Siegel
				philabs!rdin!abs (until 8/24)

mike@smu.UUCP (08/24/84)

#R:rdin:-45800:smu:16400003:000:242
smu!mike    Aug 24 08:55:00 1984

There's nothing wrong with labial smegma.  I scrape it off of several
real women I know and use it to treat skin irritations on my dogs and
cats.  Let's just get something straight:  excretions can be
beautiful.

...convex!smu!mike
age 3 1/2