colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman) (10/12/84)
[from The Alternative Press, April 29, 1982] It has come to our attention That green was inadvertently specified In a key paragraph Of a previous bulletin Of this department. The correct specification is yellow. Moreover, brown was inadvertently omitted From the specifications list Along with some low-priority items, E.g., red and orange. The flowers were a decision-level error. Major cutbacks will now be necessary At virtually all levels. We apologize in advance For any inconvenience. Needless to say, the director is furious. He only wants to hide the situation And keep it hidden. We have fifty billion tons of Snow on order. --Len Cool -- Col. G. L. Sicherman ...seismo!rochester!rocksanne!rocksvax!sunybcs!gloria!colonel