[net.poems] BULLETIN

colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman) (10/12/84)

[from The Alternative Press, April 29, 1982]

It has come to our attention
That green was inadvertently specified
  In a key paragraph
  Of a previous bulletin
  Of this department.

The correct specification is yellow.
Moreover, brown was inadvertently omitted
  From the specifications list
  Along with some low-priority items,
  E.g., red and orange.

The flowers were a decision-level error.
Major cutbacks will now be necessary
  At virtually all levels.
  We apologize in advance
  For any inconvenience.

Needless to say, the director is furious.
He only wants to hide the situation
  And keep it hidden.
  We have fifty billion tons of
  Snow on order.

			--Len Cool
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
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