[net.poems] Pair of Poems

mike@smu.UUCP (10/16/84)

            So Call Me Sick


     Be brutal to me.
     Beat me, slap my face.
     Make sure I start yelling.
     I'll get mad at you for this
     And then it'll be
     My turn to hurt you.
     Ha ha.
	 

               A New Car!


     I want to have Speed Racer's car.
     It goes much faster than mine
     And can jump over obstacles.
     It can saw down trees
     And go underwater.
     No more rush hour problems for me!