ix200@sdcc6.UUCP (Bruce Jones) (01/23/85)
The Flu I am the Tin Man but no oil exists to quiet the shrieking of my joints. A crew of malicious malevolents works through the night at piece work rates, goading the pile-driver that packs my head with cotton. In the day they leave it idiling, thumpingly audible behind my eyes. Vast tracts of land are being deforested, denuded in the effort to fill my demand for kleenex. The wearies that normally yap around my feet and nip at my ankles like ineffectual chihuahuas grow to grizzly bear size and ride on my back. As my ambition fades -- promises, commitments, and asignments pile up outside my door; the uncleared snow of an approaching avalanche. Sleep is the most precious of commodities, purchased at any cost, voraciously consumed. Disturbed from it, whether by accident or design, the beast emerges; breath of a druid, eyes like two piss holes in a snow bank; irrasible, crass, impatient, unforgiving. My friends flee the Hyde in me awaiting, as I do, the return of the Benevolent Bruce. -- Bruce "I have just begun considering the possibilities of the next disaster" Jones