bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) (10/19/85)
ode to vodka while talking to a shot of vodka i suddenly found reality quite unfair it remains crystal clear while my mind becomes dull and i grow more and more opaque and that girl dancing on a table just a few tables ahead of mine letting people put money where money were never meant to go maybe she's accused of being a witch and being burned at the stake and those are stones they are throwing see how she waves like a flame? where is my shining armor when i need it? or perhaps those are dragons that surround her licking her with their ugly tongues see how her body shines wet? where are my lance and steed when i need them? but no, reality will not hold my drunken fantasies Ah... but this clear, colorless liquid will b. h. bang (*hic*) -- ---------- "Break but never bend" ...akgua!galbp!bing