GMP@PSUVM.BITNET (01/22/86)
THE AMERICAN FILTHY LIMERICKS ASSOCIATION (a wholly owned branch of the American Scatalogical Society) announced the 1986 Halley`s Comet Filthy Limerick contest. Example An astronomer Jew named Melamed Caught sight of the famed Halley`s comet The backside, though pale, is nice piece of tail I hope SDI doesn`t bomb it. Rules: you may not use "vomit" as a rhyme for "comet." The word "comet" must end the first line. The limerick must make reference to some bodily function or sexual act. Judges: Lance Tumic (Sacred Scatology, Sam Houston Institute of Technology) Herb Hardrock (Sexual Peccadillos, Florida University for Culture and Knowledge) Perry Priapis (Leapfrog Coach, Nashua University of Terpsichore Science Winners will be announced by the conference coordinator, Gerald O`Nitny Pornographic Heraldry, Mt. Nittany Normal College. Send entries to GMP at PSUVM. Do not put entries on the network. Winner will be announced before the comet is seen again. Prizes are genuine Comet Diaboodles designed by the master heraldist, HIMSELF. Happy astrorhyming!