[net.poems] Flippant Frogs

gsmith@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Gene Ward Smith) (01/30/86)

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*                       Fifty flippant frogs                                 * 
*                       Walked by on flippered feet                          * 
*                       And with their slime they made the time              *
*                       Unnaturally fleet.                                   *
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  This is a true story: I was dreaming that I was writing a humorous
verse about frogs. When I woke up, I found out it was true. (I know --
you don't agree). How many times has a dream of yours been true even
appoximatly? When you figure out the answer, *don't* post it to 
net.poems unless it rhymes, or to net.jokes unless you include lots of
yucks.

  Gene Smith