hok382@houxa.UUCP (P.CARSTENSEN) (10/17/83)
I was lying in bed last night, chuckling to myself about lust for firewood
and the beef futures in Damascus, when this thought hit me and it seems
clearly ridiculous in the cold light of morning, but I figured I'd
better pass it on. I don't know how many people you've introduced to
PHC--I have my boyfriend, my parents, and about half of my brothers
hooked--but this may be a dangerous thing to do. II was thinking
about Garrison's confession of what he dad to all the kids that were
watching him when he had to stand up in front of the class and it occurs
to me that maybe he really doesn't like folk music, small towns, and
gentle humor. Maybe he has Danish modern furniture in his living
room and watches Love Boat. After all, his sponser is Cargills, which
is agribusiness and has NOTHING to do with Norwegian bachelor farmers...
Anyhow, maybe it is a plot to get all the people like us listening to
PHC so that they can get rid of us...The first step will be to turn
on the subliminal programming "You really like the NFL, you really like..."
in order to screen out those of us who are "save-able" Then they'll turn
on the MINDBLAST.....Of course, what they don't realize is that their own
creation will save us because the Fearmonger Shop and Fritz Electronics
are getting together to build a radio screen that will cut out everything
but pure PHC--this will be available soon.
pj
PS.Maybe you ought to be careful reading the newsletter tho--they may be
getting impatient (Has anyone gotten the newsletter?)