[net.wobegon] How COLD was it?

lda@clyde.UUCP (Larry D. Auton) (10/16/83)

A friend from CBS has been asked to speak to a group of broadcasters in
Minneapolis at the end of this month.  He's familiar with the bounteous
humor found here and so he's asked for some help with his opening
remarks.

He wants COLD jokes.  Temperature cold, not personal cold.

		*** PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN FOLKS ***

Please reply to me by mail with you best shot at a good COLD joke.
-- 
Larry Auton WECo @ BTL WH 2C-123 (201)386-4272 ihnp4!clyde!lda

oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) (10/20/83)

It was SO cold that the bugs in his moustache had to jump start his mouth
every morning.

                            Well, *I*, like it!

                                     OZ
                              seismo!rlgvax!oz