bobr@tekgds.UUCP (Robert Reed) (10/25/83)
The response from my from my first transcription submission was so gratifying
that I've decided to send some more. Without further ado, here's:
Bertha's Kitty Boutique
Fluorocat from Kittydent
By Garrison Keillor
Bertha's Kitty Boutique would like to remind pet owners it's the quiet
times alone with your cat, the times of closeness, the quality time that
makes cat ownership worth while. But closeness can be unpleasant some-
times, especially if your cat has just eaten.
"Oh Puff! Phew! Cat Breath! You've got tunatosis, Puff!"
"Bweeaaououh!"
The next day, Francine and Puff visited Dr. Johnson, Puff's personal
physician.
"She looks good to me, Francine, except for one thing."
"What's that, doctor?"
"Now, here's a chart of your cat's mouth. Notice how tiny tuna parti-
cles can get trapped between tooth and gums, causing cat breath."
"What can I do, doctor? Should we floss her teeth?"
"You can, Francine, but not me. Flossing your cat takes far too much
time, especially for a busy professional person. I recommend Fluorocat,
from Kittydent. It's a denture shaped oral prophilactic formed to fit your
cat's mouth. When we insert Fluorocat and Puff bites down..."
"Meowwww..."
"...the fluoride gel goes to work instantly, cleaning the teeth while
it sweetens the breath. Try it!"
A week later.
"Thanks, Dr. Johnson. Fluorocat sure has worked wonders for Puff.
Why now, her breath is so sweet, it's almost kissable. Notice I said
'almost'."
Fluorocat from Kittydent is the dentifrice most vets recommend. Buy
it where ever fine cat products are sold.
And of course, that means Bertha's Kitty Boutique in the dales, Roy
and Dale, Clydesdale, Chip and Dale, Airdale, Teasedale, Mondale and all
the other fine shopping centers.
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Robert Reed, Tektronix Logic Design Systems, tektronix!tekgds!bobrthomas@utah-gr.UUCP (Spencer W. Thomas) (10/26/83)
Gee, and here I thought it was "Chippendale". :-) =S