[net.wobegon] To: The RAW BITS Selection Committee

bzf@psuvm.UUCP (04/08/85)

   I am a hacker.  I have spent most of the past month cooped up in a 20' x 10'
room trying to get my two senior software design projects done.  I feel that I
need either RAW BITS or a lobotomy....

                        ...radiating in Middletown
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               Dave Bealer                     BZF @ PSUVM  (Bitnet)
               Student Operator/Consultant
               PSU/Capitol Campus Computer Center
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nemo@rochester.UUCP (Wolfe) (04/10/85)

> I am a hacker.  I have spent most of the past month cooped up in a 20' x 10'
>room trying to get my two senior software design projects done.  I feel that
>I need either RAW BITS or a lobotomy....
> 
>                         ...radiating in Middletown
>                Dave Bealer                     BZF @ PSUVM  (Bitnet)

From reliable sources, I understand that raw bits will in fact perform a
natural lobotomy, and at a fraction of the cost.  Easy to do in your own
home - no mess, no hassles, no lengthy wait, no foul-smelling chemical
concoctions (unless you count the coffee over there that is *still* warming
on the Mr. Coffee).  Please send resume and three references, as well as
a non-refundable handling fee (if you don't know how much to send then you
are *not* right for "Raw Bits").

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (04/15/85)

In article <1668BZF@PSUVM> bzf@psuvm.UUCP writes:
>
>   I am a hacker.  I have spent most of the past month cooped up in a 20' x 10'
>room trying to get my two senior software design projects done.  I feel that I
>need either RAW BITS or a lobotomy....
>
>                        ...radiating in Middletown
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>               Dave Bealer                     BZF @ PSUVM  (Bitnet)

Sorry, Dave, but that's not arrogant enough to let you eat RAW BITS.  Have
you paddled down the Amazon lately?  Been instrumental in corporate
takeovers?  Wrestle Great White Sharks for kicks?

                                        "That's the biz, sweetheart"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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ARPA:
	fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA

nemo@rochester.UUCP (Wolfe) (04/18/85)

>In article <1668BZF@PSUVM> bzf@psuvm.UUCP writes:
>>   I am a hacker....  I feel that I need either RAW BITS or a lobotomy....
>>                        ...radiating in Middletown
>>               Dave Bealer                     BZF @ PSUVM  (Bitnet)
To which Jeff M. replies: 
> Sorry, Dave, but that's not arrogant enough to let you eat RAW BITS.  Have
> you paddled down the Amazon lately?  Been instrumental in corporate
> takeovers?  Wrestle Great White Sharks for kicks?
>                                         "That's the biz, sweetheart"
> 					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
> 					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
Jeff, we can see that your Raw Bits subscription needs review from this
reply.  People who are right for Raw Bits (growl when you say that) do
not paddle *down* the Amazon.  Anyone could do that.  They paddle *up*
the Amazon.  Then portage across the Andes.  Never take the easy way out;
Raw Bits certainly don't....
Nemo
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