tj@alliant.UUCP (Tom Jaskiewicz) (02/17/86)
In an article from net.jokes, a person to shy to post to net.wobegon writes: > Tell me why the stars do shine? > Tell me why the ivy twines? > Tell me why the sky is blue? > And I will tell you just why I love you. > > Nuclear fusion makes the stars shine. > Tropisms makes the ivy twine > Rayleigh scattering makes the sky blue. > Gonads and hormones are why I love you! -- #################################################################### # uucp: decvax!linus!alliant!tj ## Bernese are mountains of love. # ####################################################################